| Some Theories o' Mine |
[24 Dec 2006|05:39pm] |
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I'd like to start off by saying something. I'm only using LiveJournal because it's better than MySpace or MSN Live. Did you hear that, LJ? You're only acceptable by process of elimination. Get with it: external stylesheets, proper xhtml markup, etc.
Anyway. I have a few theories I'd like to share with y'all.
Theory #1: Ganon(dorf) (from the Zelda games) should be pitied.
I mean, the poor guy. All he wants to do is rule/destroy Hyrule. And every time, this happens:
"MWAHAHAHA! I have finally [broken free | been resurrected | escaped ]! Now I can [destroy | rule] Hyrule! Mwahaha... what? Who's that? Another kid wearing green? What the hell?! Why? Why green, even? Why is it always green?! Augh! Oh well, I'll just have to... wait, what? NO! DAMMIT! I'm trapped AGAIN! WHY? AUGH! It's gonna take me [another] several hundred years to get out of here!"
Seriously, Link. Stop being reincarnated. Give Ganon(dorf) a break.
Theory #2: The Who society from "The Grinch" practices ritualistic cannibalism.
Think about it. "Who pudding". "Who hash". You wouldn't call it "human pudding" or "human hash" unless "human" was a main ingredient, right?
It's been suggested to me that perhaps their food is called such because they trade with other races or cultures, i.e. "chinese food". But that doesn't make any sense; who would they trade with? They exist in a snowflake! Who would they trade with, other snowflakes? How would that work?
The only plausible explanation is that the Who society regularly kills their own kind and integrates them into their food.
And I'm done. Thanks for listening.
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| Well, crap. |
[17 Jul 2006|12:26am] |
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Dammit. LiveJournal is too dependant on tables and depreciated tags.
I just wish there was somewhere out there where a webdesigner could blog while adhereing to web standards.
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| I'm home! |
[11 Jul 2006|01:54am] |
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Praise the internet, I've found my way back.
I know it took me awhile, and I'm sorry. I was seduced by the ease of MSN Spaces. But the web designer in me rebelled, and I recalled a place... one in which I could do what I wished, how I wished, and have it coded beautifully.
Oh LJ, how I've missed you.
But what's this? You look so old? We'll have to fix that, won't we? I'm sorry I've been gone so long. But don't worry. I'm back.
I'm also tired. Can I fix you up tomorrow? Or the next day? Sleep beckons. I promise I'll be right back.
Edit: Oh LJ, I'm disappointed in you. using tables in your layout? I expected more from you. This saddens me greatly, but does not critically wound my resolve. You are still far better than MSN Space. (MySpace does not even enter into the equation.)
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| Ah, clams. |
[26 Apr 2005|12:35am] |
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I've got a whole bunch of this guy's work on my computer. Click here for the originating site.
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| Your Horoscope - Courtesy of Me |
[22 Mar 2005|11:22pm] |
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 Ares
At approximately 2:17 pm, you will suffer a violent nosebleed.
 Taurus
Drown yourself in your breakfast cereal. Trust me, it's better this way.
 Gemini
Think of a color. Now think of a different color. Now think of yet another color. Beware that color.
 Cancer
How ironic.
 Leo
Avoid puddles at all costs. If they cannot be avoided, attach 5 paperclips to every item of clothing you wear.
 Virgo
Your habit of fornicating with other species will lead to the terminal contraction of the disease named after the species aforementioned. It's too late now.
 Libra
Yes, you are being hunted by a legion of the Undead. No, there's nothing you can do about it.
 Scorpio
You will cease to exist for a duration of 17.5 minutes, and no-one will notice.
 Sagittarius
Give up now. No matter how hard you try, your hair will not match your socks.
 Capricorn
Bring a hat. You don't even have to wear it, just bring it.
 Aquarius
You see that guy? Steal his hat.
 Pisces
In an instantaneous moment of revelation, you will suddenly comprehend the meaning of existence, and as a result, die.
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[06 Mar 2005|02:27pm] |
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| Holy wow. |
[03 Mar 2005|12:04am] |
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The. Coolest. Thing. Ever.
It's...
oh crap! It's tomorrow! Augh! I'll tell you some other time.
[Walks away... echoes of evil laughter]
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| This has been bugging me. |
[03 Mar 2005|12:01am] |
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Does anyone recognize this?
It's been bugging me. It looks farmiliar, yet I created it totally independantly. (For proof, I'll explain. if you ignore the lines pointing towards the center, you can inderstand there being 3 circles, one inside the other (not counting the center one). If you look at the overall circle in segments of 8, you can see that each segment contains a different combination of circle lines. in the first segment (from the top, clockwise), you can see that no curved lines, so the corresponding decimal value would be 000. The next segment contains one curved line in the outermost layer, so the value of that segment is 001. The next segment only has one curve in the middle layer, so the value would be 010. In the last segment (beside the empty one, at the top), all the layers are present, so the value is 111. The lines curving twards the center and the coloured areas are just decoration.)
Wow. I think that's the longest explanations I ever gave. In writing, that is. If I'm talking to you, I can go on for hours.
Anyway, if anyone can tell me where it looks like it's from, and/or provide a link or an image, I'd appreciate it.
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[31 Jan 2005|06:38pm] |
*sigh* I remember when I used to remark how simple my relationship seemed compared to everyone else's.
The irony of it all.
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[21 Dec 2004|01:23pm] |
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[16 Dec 2004|05:21pm] |
Wow. You know you don't write very much in your LiveJournal when there are entries on the same page from over a year ago.
Oh well. Prove to me you're entitled to my output, and maybe I'll say something about my life.
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[16 Dec 2004|05:01pm] |
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Calvin's so cynical. Isn't it great?
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| hm... |
[14 Oct 2004|07:03pm] |
How true. How depressing, yet true.
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[23 Sep 2004|08:37pm] |
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FINE! I WROTE IN MY LIVEJOURNAL! ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW?!
[takes a few deep breaths, cools down, and goes off to watch TV.]
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| *basking in residual contentment* |
[29 Aug 2004|09:37pm] |
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Guess who came over yesterday. Go on, guess.
No, seriously. Guess.
Wrong! It was Deirdre! ...oh, you said Deridre? Whoops. Well, then you got it right. Congratulations.
It was nice. We went biking, then we came back and went swimming... we read Calvin & Hobbes and Far Side... 'twas nice.
Ooh! Guess what else we did! Go on!
Hmph. Fine. Don't guess. Maybe I just won't tell you.
Meh, I'll tell you anyway. We set up a livejournal for her! Although I'm not sure if it was such a good idea... I mean, I plan on being up-to-date with her life simply by talking to her everyday, so a livejournal is kind of redundant in my case. Although it could serve as a date-checker... so I can be sure of the dates things happened on... she doesn't procrastinate like I do so she'll most likely write in it regularly. And there are always other people who might read it.
Guess who else made a livejournal?
I'm kidding.
Deirdre's triplet sister Kiera made a livejournal today. I have high expectations for absurdity and general amusing-ness in said journal.
Nothing happened today that was worthy of mention. Oh well. I have another exciting day of school ahead of me tomorrow (oh boy!) so I should get some sleep.
Good night, and drive safely.
(Damn, in the [Post Options] -> [Current Mood] menu, it doesn't have an option for "Meh". That's stupid. I'll just have to put "blah".)
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| Huzzah! |
[25 Aug 2004|03:59pm] |
Isn't that a funny word? "Huzzah"? I'm going to look it up on dictionary.com and see if I can find any origin that makes any sense.
Wow. Did you know that "Huzzah" is perhaps a variant of Middle English hisse, which means "heave"? It also told me to see hoist. I think I'll save that adventure for another day.
Anyway, the reason I made that exclamation in the first place was we're out of the hundred thousands! That's right! There's less than 100'000 seconds left before Deirdre is back! Thank goodness. I think I'm going crazy.
I had something else I wanted to say... oh! Right! Here are some comics I recieved by e-mail that I found enjoyable.
That's a rather inefficient design. If they had turned him into a magnet and made his coffin out of coiled wire, it'd be a much better generator.
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| a HA! |
[22 Aug 2004|08:46pm] |
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You might've noticed that Angelfire web hosting was blocking all my images. Well, it turns out that Geocities doesn't. Therefore, after a lot of going back and editing old posts, all my LiveJournal images are viewable! (Well, at least all the ones I was hostnig off Angelfire. There are a few that I was linking from other sites that don't work anymore. Hey, I'm not perfect.)
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